I watched this a few weeks ago, but I've been knee-deep in post-viewing shame ever since. It's been a dark time.Things were not supposed to happen like this. This was supposed to be fun. It seems like one minute I'm watching some kitschy indie comedies, the next I'm frantically scrubbing my DVD player's tray, desperately trying to eradicate the stale filth this movie left in its wake.
And I just can't get that tray clean.
It's not so much that I've lost respect for Judy Greer – I understand she's an actress, and she's gotta get paid – it's more that I now fear for the future of society. If a film like this can be a certifiable hit, we can't be far from completely imploding in a pool of our own idiocy. I mean, Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer fucking Lopez.
She plays an Italian in this movie, by the way. And for some reason, that made me really angry. Matthew McConaughey plays a shithead.
Judy Greer plays Lopez's assistant, and she's wacky! She just can't get a grip!
This movie made me vomit tears.
Don't tell anyone this DVD was inside my home. I'm trusting you.
6 comments:
Did you buy Them Crooked Vultures last night? Burn me a cd please!
Also, I hate you immensely for making me sit through this hog shit pile of a movie.
Shauna made me watch this a couple of weeks ago, it was on t.v. Jennifer Lopez as an Italian is ridiculous, almost more ridiculous than her fiance, that guy from Grey's Anatomy, playing an Italian. The only good thing that came from this movie was Matthew McConaughy (I don't know how to spell his name) is kinda hot, and he managed to keep his shirt on.
What was wrong with McConaughey's hair? I swear he was wearing a wig. It was all fuzzy and yellow.
"Shauna made me watch this." Yeah, right. Like I'm the boss of the television in our house. Pbsht.
Shauna, don't lie. This is you favorite movie. JLo 4eva!
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